Upload your report
Drop in a screenshot from iOS Screen Time or Android Digital Wellbeing. No account linking, OAuth, or inbox required.
Screen time, sentenced
Your screen time deserves a public roasting.
Upload one screenshot. Get a savage AI roast, your scrolling percentile, and a stat card ready to share—without email or OAuth.
One screenshot. No signup wall. Results in moments.
Your rank
Top 8%
of people most committed to the scroll
The founder promise
Fast enough to try. Honest enough to share.
No identity tax
No email, OAuth, contacts, or social account needed to get roasted.
Context, not fake precision
Your percentile reflects participating uploads and is clearly framed as a playful benchmark.
The roast pipeline
From private habit to shareable evidence.
Scroll Roast turns the report already on your phone into a personalized verdict—then gives the joke a number people can compare.
Let the numbers hurt
Scroll Roast reads your totals and top apps, then turns the evidence into a sharp, personalized AI roast.
Find your percentile
See how your scrolling compares with everyone else, from suspiciously disciplined to statistically cooked.
Share the damage
Download a clean stat card built for group chats, feeds, and the friend who insists their screen time is normal.
Pricing
One roast is free. Keep the bit going.
Try the core experience before paying. Upgrade only if you want more roasts and cleaner sharing.
First Burn
$0
For finding out whether your thumb needs an intervention.
- 1 screenshot roast
- Percentile comparison
- Shareable stat card
For repeat offenders
Unlimited Damage
Track the spiral, compare weeks, and export without Scroll Roast branding.
$5/month
Unlimited screenshot roasts
Weekly percentile history
Multiple roast styles
Brand-free stat cards
Before you upload
Questions with less judgment.
The report is already on your phone
Upload the evidence. We’ll handle the humiliation.
Get your personalized roast and discover whether your screen time is a flex, a warning, or both.
Roast my screenshot